You so... Jokes
Some of these are old. Some of these are new. I did not create them. I remember them and, hence, this blog post. These jokes are funny when they are imagined.
- You so dumb, you thought 'Thesaurus' was a dinosaur.
- You so dumb, you asked the waiter when Denny's closes.
- You know you gettin old when your friends start havin kids on purpose.
- You so fat, yo pillowcase be yo socks.
- You so poor, I stepped thru your front door to your backyard.
- You so dumb, tryna strangle yourself witta cordless phone.
- Yo mama aint got no legs, talkin bout she aint gon stand for these jokes.
- Yo daddy so old, God put a calculator on his birthday cake.
- Yo girl so stupid, you told her you wanted to make love, n she asked you for the ingredients.
- You so cheap, you stole condoms from a free clinic.
- You so fat, aint got no neck, call u Head & Shoulders.
- Yo mama so stupid, she failed a pregnancy test.
- You so dumb, you sat on your TV and watched the couch.
- You so stupid, you went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered Condoleeza Rice.